Daddy's little hacker has figured out how to lock and unlock doors by sticking the tiny key from a diary lock through the pin hole on the backside of a doorknob. And it's made him sick with power. "Oh, m'lady, you appear to be locked out of your bathroom *cough* because I locked it *cough cough*. Allow me to rescue you by opening it." 

Holden wrote me a letter by himself, spelling the words phonetically. It started, "Dea Mom," and I said, "Opps! You forgot the 'r'." He responded, "What?! There's an 'r' in 'dee-ah'?!" ‪#‎massachusettsphonetics‬